The worst… and I mean THE WORST way to play golf is with empty beer cans. Somehow the cart girls are NEVER around when you need them b/c they are offering their goods to other groups who probably are 1/10th as fun as you and tip $1 for a 6 pack. The moral of the story… always have a cart girl around to take your empties away and give you fresh cold brews for your next 3-hole stretch. No amount of your “winning personality” will get her off her route… but this hat that announces your intention to give her a big fat tip will make sure she comes again and again and again until she passes out with exhaustion. Also, when you hit your ball in the woods b/c you suck at golf, the hunter orange will make sure a deer hunter (a real man) doesn’t accidentally think you’re the deer drinking from the babbling brook in My Cousin Vinny. Marissa Tomei thanks you. Keep in mind, these hats are the same quality as your golf game…. your actual golf game.